January's Get Started Special
A new year and new beginnings and all of those New Year Resolutions. How many have you kept?
Broken? Well, we have been busy breaking more than we've kept. We resolved to be nicer to
our boss (broken); we resolved to tolerate his Holiday Time Machine (broken - we spray
painted that snow goop all over it while he was working on St Patty Day specials and graphics
- oh man was he mad); we resolved to work longer hours for less pay (DUH! broken with
attitude!); and we resolved to work harder and smarter for our clients (kept).
Happy New Year everyone!
So how did The Head Curmudgeon ring in the New Year?
He is single-minded if nothing else. He wandered around Times Square dressed like a leprechaun explaining to anyone that would listen that it's time to be thinking about the Internet and St Pattys' Day and March and flying kites and end of winter and Spring. Rumor has it that he had a crocus in his lapel. Well, some big dude wearing 2018 sunglasses laid him out. Some people are just not forward thinkers ...
But the Pointy-Headed One is and he knows you are too... that's why you're here. He knows the time to get on the web for Feb and March is NOW! Because he knows the sooner you get started, the sooner you start to reap the benefits. And the Big-Leprechaun is all about client benefits.
So what's this month's special?
$2018 off each new web site!
Whoa ... missed a decimal point there.
We meant $201.80 off each new web site!
For any new web site contracted this month, we'll take $201.80 off to get your New Year started
right. That'll snag a whole truck-load of four-leaf clovers and it's our New Year's gift to you.
Stand out from your competition with this special New Year's gift from the Big Elf. Just sign up for a new web site by January 31.
Start working smarter today and get on the web.
You know you want to - and if you act now, you get to pick the pocket of the Pointed-Headed One of two Franklins and change. Hey - that's not a bad way to start the New Year.
Fill out our Getting Started form. It's quick and easy and you will be just that much closer to working smarter.
This offer expires January 31. Sure you can wait for next month's offer, but it might not be as good. We think the Fuzzy-Headed One was into his second bottle of champagne when he came up with this one.
(Don't even think of clicking back without signing up)